Feel extremely emotional about Friday Night Lights.
Just generally emotional. No specific incident.
February 2012
54 posts
Thoughts on a Friday night:
Man, high schools on television sure do have a lot of empty classrooms for secret conversations about secret relationships.
Play
“As for the causes(of leaving a brown spot on your pants because of a fart), we must remember that what we call “fart” and what we call “poop” are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two.”
—I’m not so mature that I am un-sad that I did not write this.
“Why do farts make noise?
The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus” —
The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus” —
GOT IT!
my farts be smelling real bad tonight.
yeeks.
also, question for the internet, what makes some farts louder than other farts?
January 2012
30 posts
I do think that one time before I was happy.
That has to have been the case?
Or then again, maybe I’ve never been happy.
If I’ve never been happy, then why am I so MISERABLE.
“I guess Insane Clown Posse is a band?”
—My mom just discovered this
I'm remembering the time I had a crush on someone, and I can picture him in my head. But I cannot, for the life of me, figure out who it was and where I knew him.
Was he on TV? DId we go to college together? Did we work together? Is he a teacher? Was he an acquaintance? A friend of a friend? WHO WAS THIS PERSON?
You know when you get so irritated with a person for something, then he or she apologizes, but you're still irritated with him/her and it just won't go away.
That’s the silliest of all feelings.
I am so irritated.
Gritting my teeth.
“Can someone give me a chance to be funny.”
—Toby, 6, when Lucy, 9, and I were joking about putting eyeball jelly on liver crackers.
Sometimes as a babysitter you feel pretty useless when the kids are really responsible and take care of themselves pretty well.
Then other times those same kids buzz in a stranger and open the door to let him in and you feel useful again.
lizdexia said: Are you watching the Nazi episode or the one where Benson goes undercover in the ecoterrorist group? (GOOD GOD that show really went off the rails after season 5).
I was watching the one in season 12 when she gets raped. Specifically the scene in her bedroom where she describes the whole thing. Then again in the court room when she describes it again. THEN AGAIN when she confronts the guy responsible. She’s just a pretty amazing actress.
Marcia Gay Harden for the best SVU guest star ever award.
To be presented at dinner with me in the restaurant of her choice because she’s paying.
it's really a shame that no one will ever be able to say "she doesn't even have a parking ticket to her name."
now i will never ever be presumed innocent!
