- Me: (silence)
- Mom: Are you looking at baby tigers online?
- Me: ....no.
A child wondering about Frog Prince.
“Of course he’s a prince, idiot. It’s called FROG PRINCE.” - me, feeling irritable today.
- Man: Hey, I somehow found myself on your page and I just had to say –I’m impressed. I initially thought you might just be like all the other pretty and pointless girls out there, but it seems that you might have a certain style and panache. So, I’m curious. What do you think makes you different from all the other girls? Am I right to be impressed.
- Me: Nope! I'm pretty AND pointless. PRETTY POINTLESS, GET IT?!
- Man: Hey everyone has there own way of expressing things and if this is your way it's open.
Reason Google needs a link up to my brain #1 billion.
The first reason is that time that I simply Googled Tuesday looking for the weather in Boston on the following Tuesday.
Seeing as it’s not a legitimate verb, I guess I will never know, but I wish I’d used “Neti’d Pot” because it’s more ridiculous.
I love love love this. where’d you get the sconce? and the yellow flowers?
The sconce and frames and shelf and elephant all came from an Etsy shopping spree. The flowers are actually a craft I found on Pinterest. Here’s the link. We can all have huge felt flowers on our walls!
They gotta be like “Fuck you, I played the fucking harp and you jumped around like a frog for 3 minutes and blew some fucking kisses.”
She has lots of personality. = We paid a lot of money for coaching.
None of these girls has lots of personality on stage. Personality makes you unique. The ones that they say have lots of personality are the ones who do the same exact faces and walks as every single other person who ends up getting a crown.
That beats the hell out of what I wanted to be at that age. (Car mechanic.)
“Oh God. Shut up, you little idiot.” - real thing a teacher has thought about one of those children.
Freezer plays a pretty good game.
“Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.”
Or a rent-a-boyfriend service that will send a man over to nurse me back to health by cooking the ramen in my cabinet?